anue:
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
(via captain-rook)
They DID that!!!
It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is… I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music here…
Syncopated Ladies stay killin it.
(via soundfanatic)
a very stupid english teacher: the widow wore a black dress to the funeral because a black dress symbolizes mourning
the very smart student who knows better: lol the author just gave her a black dress because he felt like it. colors never symbolize anything :)
symbolism is cowardly if you want to say something say it directly so that everyone can understand
Me reading Moby Dick: this Melville bastard is a coward, why doesn’t he have Ahab fight the abstract concept of man’s inability to conquer nature
(via nimbusbitch)
cobx:
rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories
(via onyeplaysdrums)
let’s erase the idea that lgbt rep is invalid when said lgbt rep isn’t in a relationship!
(via butterflyriot)
Unknown number: *calls me*
Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that
(via thecommonchick)
Free printer. May need some tuning.
cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.
(Source: catchymemes, via guy)